Cleavage to go, hold the surgery.

Now we’re not saying you need it, but all gals at one point or another have wondered about what it would be like to have, you know, more goods on the hood. Well now you can skip the expensive (and potentially harmful) surgery and give yourself a fun boost! Garnering buzz in the US right now, “Takeouts: The Better Boob Job” could quite possibly be the most functional fashion accessory a girl could buy.

For a mere $44/pair (US), you can spice up that special occasion or feel a little adventurous for jeans day. The clear, natural-feel silicone inserts are covered with a polyurethane shell (FDA-approved medical grade!), and add a full cup size to your bust line. Best of all, they’re removable! Tons of fun and no commitment!

You can position your Takeouts under your breasts for lift, in front for a little kick, and on the outer sides for “why, hello there!” cleavage. And they’re washable, just like the real thing! Just be sure not to puncture them with sharp objects. Because, like the real thing, they’ll get hurt.

Just another reason to love ordering takeout.

Check them out online at www.TheBetterBoobJob.com